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| > Answer the phone. | > Answer the phone. | ||
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| FEMJANNY: Since when are you known to operate your telephone? | FEMJANNY: Since when are you known to operate your telephone? | ||
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| ANTHONY: since... i don’t know. has it really been that long since i called? | ANTHONY: since... i don’t know. has it really been that long since i called? | ||
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| FEMJANNY: I can’t remember the last time. | FEMJANNY: I can’t remember the last time. | ||
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| ANTHONY: neither can i. anyway, what’s up? | ANTHONY: neither can i. anyway, what’s up? | ||
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| FEMJANNY: First of all, happy birthday. | FEMJANNY: First of all, happy birthday. | ||
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| ANTHONY: oh, yeah. thanks. | ANTHONY: oh, yeah. thanks. | ||
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| ANTHONY: fuck, i forgot. | ANTHONY: fuck, i forgot. | ||
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| FEMJANNY: Am I correct in presuming this September Twentieth will be as uneventful as the last? | FEMJANNY: Am I correct in presuming this September Twentieth will be as uneventful as the last? | ||
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| ANTHONY: yeah, i don’t want to do anything this year. i hope that’s ok. | ANTHONY: yeah, i don’t want to do anything this year. i hope that’s ok. | ||
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| FEMJANNY: Of course it’s ok. It’s your birthday after all. | FEMJANNY: Of course it’s ok. It’s your birthday after all. | ||
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| ANTHONY: femjanny... | ANTHONY: femjanny... | ||
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| FEMJANNY: Yes? | FEMJANNY: Yes? | ||
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| The silence over the phone is growing awkward. You’ve stalled long enough. You decide to just come out and say it. | The silence over the phone is growing awkward. You’ve stalled long enough. You decide to just come out and say it. | ||
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| ANTHONY: i’ve been dreaming in anime again lately. | ANTHONY: i’ve been dreaming in anime again lately. | ||
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| ANTHONY: i have no idea what it could mean. | ANTHONY: i have no idea what it could mean. | ||
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| FEMJANNY: I see. | FEMJANNY: I see. | ||
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| ANTHONY: it’s horrible, every time. | ANTHONY: it’s horrible, every time. | ||
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| ANTHONY: and i don’t mean because anime is bad or anything. it’s not that. | ANTHONY: and i don’t mean because anime is bad or anything. it’s not that. | ||
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| ANTHONY: whenever i have these dreams, everything’s breaking apart. | ANTHONY: whenever i have these dreams, everything’s breaking apart. | ||
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| ANTHONY: millions of users are screaming and getting ' | ANTHONY: millions of users are screaming and getting ' | ||
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| ANTHONY: i mean, getting ' | ANTHONY: i mean, getting ' | ||
| A couple yards over, a chud leaks an astounding precum bubble. Truly one for the books. Your eyes trace its meandering journey into the sky as you gather your thoughts. | A couple yards over, a chud leaks an astounding precum bubble. Truly one for the books. Your eyes trace its meandering journey into the sky as you gather your thoughts. | ||
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| ANTHONY: what do you think it all means? | ANTHONY: what do you think it all means? | ||
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| FEMJANNY: What do I think ‘what’ means? | FEMJANNY: What do I think ‘what’ means? | ||
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| ANTHONY: what do you think it means that i’ve been dreaming in anime? | ANTHONY: what do you think it means that i’ve been dreaming in anime? | ||
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| FEMJANNY: I don’t have the slightest idea what it means that you’ve been dreaming in anime, anthony. | FEMJANNY: I don’t have the slightest idea what it means that you’ve been dreaming in anime, anthony. | ||
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| FEMJANNY: To be honest, I... | FEMJANNY: To be honest, I... | ||
| You wait for Femjanny to finish her thought. She doesn’t, which is troubling because you have never known Femjanny to leave a thought unfinished in over ten years of acquaintance. You suppose it’s possible it may have happened one of the times she got tempbanned. You wouldn’t bet on it though. | You wait for Femjanny to finish her thought. She doesn’t, which is troubling because you have never known Femjanny to leave a thought unfinished in over ten years of acquaintance. You suppose it’s possible it may have happened one of the times she got tempbanned. You wouldn’t bet on it though. | ||
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| ANTHONY: femjanny... are you ok? | ANTHONY: femjanny... are you ok? | ||
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| FEMJANNY: Not exactly. | FEMJANNY: Not exactly. | ||
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| ANTHONY: what’s wrong? | ANTHONY: what’s wrong? | ||
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| FEMJANNY: I think my condition’s been getting worse lately. | FEMJANNY: I think my condition’s been getting worse lately. | ||
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| ANTHONY: condition? | ANTHONY: condition? | ||
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| FEMJANNY: It’s why my message probably sounded urgent. | FEMJANNY: It’s why my message probably sounded urgent. | ||
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| ANTHONY: you left 46 messages. | ANTHONY: you left 46 messages. | ||
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| FEMJANNY: Yes. They were all urgent. | FEMJANNY: Yes. They were all urgent. | ||
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| ANTHONY: oh. | ANTHONY: oh. | ||
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| FEMJANNY: I don’t think I can wait much longer before telling you. | FEMJANNY: I don’t think I can wait much longer before telling you. | ||
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| FEMJANNY: I held out for as long as I could. I figured your birthday was as good a time as any to let you know. | FEMJANNY: I held out for as long as I could. I figured your birthday was as good a time as any to let you know. | ||
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| ANTHONY: let me know what? | ANTHONY: let me know what? | ||
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| FEMJANNY: It’s crept up on me, these last couple of years. | FEMJANNY: It’s crept up on me, these last couple of years. | ||
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| FEMJANNY: Gradually enough to ignore as it was happening, but I can’t anymore. | FEMJANNY: Gradually enough to ignore as it was happening, but I can’t anymore. | ||
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| FEMJANNY: Lately the visions have been overwhelming. | FEMJANNY: Lately the visions have been overwhelming. | ||
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| ANTHONY: visions?? | ANTHONY: visions?? | ||
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| FEMJANNY: anthony, I have terrible headaches these days. Talking on the phone doesn’t help at all. | FEMJANNY: anthony, I have terrible headaches these days. Talking on the phone doesn’t help at all. | ||
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| FEMJANNY: Would you mind flying to my apartment, so we can continue this in person? | FEMJANNY: Would you mind flying to my apartment, so we can continue this in person? | ||
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| ANTHONY: oh, yeah. you mean... | ANTHONY: oh, yeah. you mean... | ||
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| ANTHONY: now? | ANTHONY: now? | ||
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| FEMJANNY: Yes, now is the time. | FEMJANNY: Yes, now is the time. | ||
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| FEMJANNY: I’ve put it off long enough. | FEMJANNY: I’ve put it off long enough. | ||
| You move the phone away from your ear and assume an expression you haven’t practiced in years. It is the look of a man who actually has something to do. Holding the phone directly in front of your face, you speak into the receiver. | You move the phone away from your ear and assume an expression you haven’t practiced in years. It is the look of a man who actually has something to do. Holding the phone directly in front of your face, you speak into the receiver. | ||
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| ANTHONY: ok, i’m on my way. bye, femjanny. | ANTHONY: ok, i’m on my way. bye, femjanny. | ||
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